The British global warming kooks never fail to delight.  This time they are saying that global warming is going to harm the harvest for Italian pasta wheat.  

But wait!!  There’s more!!  For the same crisis you can also claim that global warming will also harm the French wine grape harvest, and the Polish wheat and potato harvests!  

That’s not just one, not just two, but an incredible three crisis’ for the price of one. 

Hurry!  Don’t wait!! Get your global warming crisis NOW!!

Just plug whatever numbers you want into the global crisis simulator computer, and POW!!! You too can have a crisis designed just for you!

Cheers!
http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/world/climate-threat-to-italys-pasta/story-e6frg6so-1225797946930

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